We are collecting sayings that have to do with grapes or wine, or even jokes, puns, poems, proverbs, or cartoons.
“Why?” you ask. WHY NOT?!?
Submissions can be clever, funny, profound, of any length, in any language… They can be about wine, grapes or any specific variety, etc. They can be found on the internet or passed down from your great-grandfather, yours or other people’s, but attribute them accurately please! Submit yours by posting a comment below.
Here is a sampling of our favorites so far:
A day without wine could have been better.
– Bill UpdikeNobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water.
– Anon from Kelly McAuliffeIt is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.
– Latin saying from Tory MacdonaldWine gets better with age. And I get better with wine.
– Anon from Pia GarciaSeven days without wine makes one weak.
– Anon from Jeffrey BergmanDrink wine, and you will sleep well. Sleep, and you will not sin. Avoid sin, and you will be saved. Ergo, drink wine and be saved.
– Medieval German saying from Tory MacdonaldWhat did the grape do when the elephant stepped on it?
…Nothing – it just gave a little whine.
– Anon from Alex Perricone & John BrewerWhen wine, women and song become too much for you, give up singing.
– Anon from Jeffrey BergmanQue Syrah Syrah.
– Anon from Julie Hanna Brondino
Others that we appreciate:
Someone who really ‘nose’ grapes is a ‘winoceros’.
– Anon from Tory MacdonaldYou should lock up your wine in a Cabernet.
– Anon from Tory MacdonaldWine is bottled poetry.
– Robert Louis Stevenson from Tory MacdonaldWine gives a man nothing… it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
– Samuel Johnson from Pia GarciaWine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
– Benjamin Franklin from Pia GarciaThe vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust.
– Diogenes from Pia GarciaA bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.
– Clifton Paul Fadiman from Pia GarciaA sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
– Charles Baudelaire from Pia Garcia
En français:
Un repas sans vin c’est comme une plage sans siens nus.
– Anon from Jeffrey BergmanSi le vin te gene dans ton travail, supprimes le travail.
– Anon from Tory MacdonaldOn disait à un homme orgueilleux: vous avez bu de l’abondance, car vous êtes eau et vin… (Haut et Vain)
– Anon from Jacques MehaultOn demande pourquoi les marins font tant de cas du vin de Champagne. C’est pourtant bien clair. Leur raison est que c’est le vin qui produit le plus de mousse.
– Anon from Jacques MehaultLe vin est une des grandes reussites de l’homme pour transformer un fruit perissable en quelque chose de permanent.
– Anon from Jacques Mehault
A couple people were inspired to write something original about us:
Every time I drink Chêne Bleu, I have a grape time!
– from Thierry TomasinWine down…
As the fragrant grapes juice
and slowly slide to rest…
…
..
.
in the blue oak.
Chêne Bleu… Exquisite.
– from Citlalli Moreno
Add yours in the comments section below.
I like to cook with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Save water… drink wine !
Do you speak wine ? A universal language…
Fred
There is no bad wine, only better wine!
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!
What’s your favorite wine? The open bottle in front of me!
This is a barrel of laughs! I don’t want to crush your feelings and I will try not to be a pagne in the ass, but I am one of the all time grapes, and my puns are just de-vine. It’s bordeauxing ridiculous. Can we declaret me the winner?
Haha, these wine jokes are grape!